Why Doing Something is a Slippery Slope
The dangers of active civic participation and why we recommend a...
Drafted: Eventually
Whatever they're
protesting,
we're ignoring.
Glastonbury has too many fronts. We are the only front dedicated to a policy of total indifference toward the town's loud-voiced activists.
Priority: Low
Our Demands
- We propose that any new local activist group be met with a collective eye roll by PFG members.
- We will always be totally uninterested in whatever 'energy' people are claiming the Tor is emitting this week.
- We demand Glastonbury Town Council wear noise-cancelling headphones at every council meeting so they can ignore the shouty people (and each other).
- We demand that the High Street remains exactly as it is, unless we change our minds.
- We propose a new Town Council policy of inaction on all town issues.
- More clouds. The sun is a distraction from our localized apathy.
The Non-Binding Poll
Should the People's Front take any action whatsoever regarding the state of the Tor?
Blog Paper
A Masterclass in Ne'er-do-welling
How to effectively respond to town council petitions without actually moving your pen...
Drafted: Mid-Nap
Apathy Digest
Waiting for someone to care
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